Murder by Numbers
Last Suppers is on sabbatical. The chef is researching new recipes and I need to find new victims. Fresh blood, as it were.
In the meantime I would like to offer you, O my Best Beloved Reader, the opportunity to have someone murdered - a victim of your very own.
It’s a simple formula. The subscriber who brings me the most heads on a plate (read new subscribers) by next Friday will have a bespoke murder carried out to their specifications the following week.
All you have to do is get me the subscribers, then answer the following questions. Give as much or as little detail as you like, bearing in mind that the less the detail, the greater my licence.
As an example, please find below:
The questionnaire
The questionnaire filled in by a Guinea Pig
The Questionnaire
Who is the victim?
How are they to be murdered?
Where is the murder to take place?
When? (if applicable)
Why? (if applicable)
Recipe
The G Pig’s responses
Who? Old friend
How? The common cold
Where? In the basement of victim’s home
When? Late winter
Why? Breach of trust, theft, adultery
Recipe - Blood orange sorbet
As an example, next week I will publish a story using the above answers, as carried out for my cochon d’inde.
And look what happened to him.
So many to choose from, so little time🤩